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Rural Reflections
Wednesday, 1 July 2009
In Need of a Higher Power
Belief in someone greater than ourselves is not just a religious principle, it’s the cornerstone of good character. When you believe in a greater power, you relieve yourself of ego and arrogance plus it’s easier to submit to the rules that make us better , happier people. Unfortunately, some people have cast this belief to the side and replaced it with a belief in themselves, and only themselves. They have become their own savior and their own God. These same people obviously feel they no longer have to play by the rules, they have no respect intrinsic value of life and feel they will not have to answer for their actions. I have a horrible example of these actions to share with you. Last week 29 dogs were rescued from a Kennel near Erskine. The dogs are now in the capable and professional hands of the Pennington County Humane Society. The dogs were underweight, malnourished and some are suffering from coccidia, which causes diarrhea. I suspect there will be many people who hope to adopt these dogs, however it will be some time before the case can work itself through court so it may be a bit before the final result is known. The dog breeds range from English Setters, German Shepherds, Irish and Gordon Setters to even a Chocolate Lab. The Polk County Sheriff’s office is on the case which gives me great confidence that justice will be served. I don’t know the people who have this kennel and to speak about it prior to a court result would be irresponsible for me. I do know one thing, the backyard puppy mill is not a happy place where animals frolic while they await a new home. Often times, these are cramped animal factories where contentment and respect for life bow before the bottom line. I don’t know whether the folks who runs these little shops are stupid or evil; I don’t really care-the result is the same as the animals suffer This brings me to my original premise; a lack of belief in a higher power makes humans somewhat less than human. When we no longer answer to a higher power and respect life as a whole, then we see it only as a commodity and we become somewhat monstrous. When people believe that they are the highest power, they can easily rationalize that their own needs come before others and the evil they do is right, without self-evaluation. Those who answer to no one, forget that they should be stewards of what is theirs. I wonder what God thinks about those who have to opportunity to do good for his creations and fail to do so? I suspect the only prayer at a “puppy mill” comes from the animals for their release. That brings us to the Pennington County Humane Society, a true oasis for lost animals. I recently visited them and saw the 29 survivors from their former “home.“ Some are still covered in the feces that made up their one-time bed but volunteers have taken on the task of hygiene in which the former owners failed. These little animals have gotten their release. They are not healthy yet, but can sun themselves when they want and sit in the shade when it suits them. One little pup has even taken to chasing butterflies along the fence. One older dog sat in front of her shelter and simply allowed herself to relax. A small group of them even mauled me a little, it was wonderful. The Humane Society was already doing a lot of business saving pets prior to the arrival of 29 new dogs. It’s a massive task which they’ve assumed; they need volunteers and money, plain and simple. The volunteers are to help walk the dogs and the money is for everything else. The Pennington County Humane Society phone number is 218-681-8045. As we look to a higher power for care and guidance, so do these little pups look to us to make those same characteristics into concrete action. 
Posted by Grant Nelson
at 3:42 PM CDT
Thursday, 25 June 2009
Letter to Dave
I have to tidy up one loose end prior to making correspondence with you, Dave. Last week, my friend Al Melbye asked me if I wrote about what was happening on the farm because I couldn’t think of anything else about which to write. I was shocked when he told me that his area of interest was not covered during the column. Now, Al’s main hobby is washing his car, which may be too narrow a subject upon which to build a column; however I bet I held his interest during this opening paragraph. See, I always listen, Al.
Farmers have fields around here looking pretty good, Dave. Most of the ruts from last falls’ harvest are gone although there’s still some corn that’s yet to be combined. The farmers who waited until now to harvest are finding corn that’s much drier than last fall. Unfortunately, the fields are still pretty wet-nothing holds water like corn ground. I’ve seen several fields with combine tracks that start at one corner of the field and aim desperately for the nearest field crossing to gain escape from the mud.
I spoke recently to Mike Anderson from Viking. He and his brother only have a couple hundred acres of corn left but harvest was halted by rain last Friday. As young men, Mike and I used to talk about beer and women; however age has narrowed our subject matter to crops and coffee. I guess Hank Williams Junior was right about rowdy friends settling down with age.
The guys with alfalfa finally have just enough dry weather to lure them out into the field. The alfalfa is thick and has even lodged in some cases. Lyle Swanson came out to cut our place to cut hay last year and managed to harvest some black water pipe at the same time. This year I removed all the water pipe so Lyle’s targets were few although he did manage to hit a T-post. I like to tease Lyle a little, but the truth is God never made a more conscientious man. I just like to needle him a little to keep hay cutting prices low.
We are finally getting indoor plumbing in our section of Bray Township, Dave. That’s the comparison I make when I explain why we will soon bury the pipe that we use to water the cattle. I think it’s a good metaphor as both acts create greater convenience and general health. Anyone who questions the importance of fresh water to cattle should go sit in the sun, without a cap and try to chug a little green pond water. It will make the matter as clear as the pond water is cloudy.
The last time we spoke on the phone, you were restoring your Farmall 450 tractor. I saw it the last time Jamie and I blew through Carrington to get my manure spreader. That model of tractor was an athletic, hard-working beast and we grew up using something similar on the farm. You said you still have a little work on it but I would like a picture if you get a chance. I will share it with those who are reading along with you right now. One more thing, remember “Ice Road Truckers” is on the History Channel on Sunday nights again. Nothing like watching people drive trucks at forty below to make you appreciate the heat and humidity.
Until next time, Dave-stay like the other side of the pillow. You know, cool.
Posted by Grant Nelson
at 1:09 PM CDT
Updated: Thursday, 25 June 2009 1:12 PM CDT
Thursday, 18 June 2009
Summer Project-Cattle on Grass
I like to occasionally take on a project . If I feel the project is interesting, I will write about it and sometimes, even recommend others try it. This week I want to deliver the first installment about a project I recently began. I like cattle on pasture, they look great and make our farm come alive. I purchased our farm from Lloyd Noreen, who told me that while he felt that while our land was too nice for pasture, I should follow my dreams. This summer we will follow that dream. First off, I fenced off some of our land several years ago. I did a little at a time so that we could still rent out the land that wasn’t fenced. I have fenced a little more every year and completed fencing last year. That should have been the end of it but I graze cattle a little more intensely which requires more than just a perimeter fence. I laid out fences within the pasture so that I could let the cattle eat in one section then move them to the next paddock while the first one rests. Two years ago, I laid out our first water pipeline. When you graze cattle intensively, you need to have water close to where the cattle graze. If the cattle have to walk a quarter mile for water, they are burning off their gains plus they’re walking when they should be resting. Our first pipeline was mostly above-ground and consisted of a mad grouping of black water pipe and garden hose. I have always grazed pasture that consists of quite a bit of alfalfa, along with orchard grass. Alfalfa sometimes causes bloat which can kill quickly so I put out blocks of “Bloat gard.” These blocks are basically molasses with a some soap mixed into it when it’s pressed. The soap reduces causes the gas created by alfalfa, which causes bloat, to dissipate until the animal’s stomach becomes accustomed to the pasture. I had all of the elements for cattle on grass, right? I had; cattle, pasture, water and fence so that should about take care of it. When you raise cattle strictly on grass, the greatest commodity you must earn is knowledge. It’s called “management-intensive” grazing, and the skills you need to manage are in books, magazines and in conversations with those who’ve already done it. I have been working to be a good manager for the last several years and it’s a process that will continue as long as I have cattle. It would seem I am done with my project. The truth is, I have just started. This summer, with mammoth help from the Natural Resources Conservation Service, I plan to re-do much of the work I’ve already completed. I plan to bury all of our water lines and replace the garden hose with something better. I will remove our poly interior fences and replace them with fence that should last the rest of my life. We’ve already re-planted pasture that combines grass with legume to make a nice mix. Some of my old pasture looks it’s age and I recently no-tilled corn and soybeans into the sod which will be eaten green during the summer slump. There is much work to do, however I have good help. I wanted you to know what we have we’ve done in the past so you have some perspective as I tell you about the new projects on our farm. I plan to get some pictures, explain each process and how it will help us raise cattle and do it better. I hope you enjoy it.
Posted by Grant Nelson
at 11:39 AM CDT
Updated: Friday, 19 June 2009 6:17 AM CDT
Thursday, 11 June 2009
Gopher Trapping
Typically, we save our thankfulness for the holidays of Thanksgiving and Christmas. I found a reason to be thankful in spring as I was walking the cattle pasture this week. I considered the new piles of dirt courtesy of the local gophers and how their success as gophers belies my success, effort and interest as a trapper. I think spring is a good time to be thankful; thankful that I no longer have to trap gophers.
Gopher trapping was like entering a family business for kids when I was young. Kids would spread out across alfalfa fields to set traps, and if successful, give the gopher a quick demise at the end of a stick. I hated the whole process, however the bounty for one gopher was at least a dollar which would give me the money I needed to purchase my model rockets and eventually a gyrocopter (yeah, I really planned to by a gyrocopter) so I was willing at first.
The truth of gopher trapping is that it lacks the glamour associated with trappers of the old frontier. Locating a gopher pile was easy, but finding the entrance was difficult. I would stab around like a blind nurse looking for a vein until the stick I used finally plunged into a small cavern. I then opened the hole, placed a little alfalfa on the trap release to attract the gopher, then set the trap. My hands shook after I set the trap as I was sure it was going to snap on my hands. It was the kind of tension that typically follows the question, “do I cut the red wire or the yellow wire?’ That horrible sense of impending doom absorbed my focus until I finally had it set underground after which I covered everything with newspaper and dirt to make things seem normal in the gopher’s house.
It didn’t take me long to realize I was not a gopher trapper. I never wanted to catch a gopher and was highly successful in that endeavor. I didn’t want to find a gopher in the trap, I didn’t want to have to kill it and I certainly didn’t want to cut off whatever proof I needed to collect the $1.25 reward. Even bounty hunters have better work conditions than a gopher trapper and their prisoners certainly enjoy better treatment. I love animals; even hissing pocket gophers, with barred fangs and long claws. Their bodies always reminded me of a potato and my own shape me feel that made us kindred spirits. I can’t remember how many gophers I ever trapped (very few) and I think brother Darrel did most of the post-trap, pre-bounty taking stuff. Darrel enjoyed a moral flexibility about gophers, was not shaped like a gopher and so lacked my empathy for them and consequently; he made pretty good coin in the gopher-trapping business.
If you are a gopher trapper, please do not take offense in my words. You do good work that extends the life of alfalfa fields by several years; gopher trapping is simply not my bag. I instead have opted for the sort of urban renewal that occurs when we cut hay as the cutter bar absolutely levels the piles. It doesn’t really affect the gophers but it does make the field look better, plus you don’t have to produce any proof to collect a bounty.
Posted by Grant Nelson
at 1:17 PM CDT
Thursday, 4 June 2009
How Granster got his groove back
I made a change for he better this Spring. It did not involve weight loss, finances or personal growth, all good ideas but efforts I will leave to others for now. I needed something to get me back in the groove when I do farm work, so recently, I did something much more satisfying personal growth, I purchased another tractor. This spring I considered how my farm work would be easier with another tractor. This is a big consideration as I try to adhere to the motto that; “steel doesn’t make money, cattle do.” My ideal is to own as little equipment as possible, so purchasing another tractor was almost heretical. I wanted a tractor without a cab that had good power and maybe front wheel assist. I also wanted to spend almost no money. The reason I wanted to go cabless is that its easier for me to see and get into tight spaces without the protection of a cab. I like a front wheel assist tractor when I get into the mud, and spending little money to acquire a tractor such as this is obvious. I like Belarus tractors. I own a pretty decent one with a nice cab and loader and it has worked well for me. People who’ve never owned a Belarus view me from the front slope of their own nose, however fellow Belarus owners know that it’s a good tractor. My brother, David, says they are basically 1970’s technology but that they’re a pretty solid tractor. I owned an older Belarus prior to my current tractor. I sold it to Bryan Steiger a few years ago and he used it mostly to cut crp. I’d sold the old tractor because I purchased my current one and I thought it bad to have extra tractor iron sitting around doing nothing. That Belarus had no cab and it was cheap. It also had basically a new front wheel-assist axle and was nearby and so would require no hauling. I have felt like there was just something missing from our farm this year. I knew there was an element that could make a big difference and would really help us hit stride. It was all so obvious but it never hit me, kind of like growing up next to the woman you’ll eventually marry but never paying her any notice; the Belarus was that missing element. I called Bryan and he sold it back to me. The Belarus used to leak oil (no tractor is perfect) and those were not included in the deal as Bryan had fixed them. It all kind of made sense, Bryan Steiger is the son of one of the people who made the original Steiger tractor. The Steiger was always known as an economical, powerful and dependable tractor. Like many farmers, I had gone to the Steiger yard in need of something to help me work better, and left with exactly what I need. I just hope a little of that Steiger tractor pride rubbed off on my little Belarus. It will help me with those who still look down their nose at a tractor that just plain works, and helps me work better. (the following is an answer to a reader's email)
I recently received a reader’s email concerned about my use of pressure-treated wood in a garden box. Most pressure treated wood included arsenic prior to its ban by the Enviromental Protection Agency in 2005. Previously, the substance CCA had caused some concern that it would leach into plants grown within its confines, such as a raised garden bed. For the last several years, pressure treated wood has employed a different treatment called ICQ, and the EPA limits CCA-treated sales to building wood foundations that come into direct contact with soil. I remember hearing about the change in treatment chemicals about 5 years ago and so had checked several college and agricultural extension websites to see what works for building a raised bed. The following is a statement on that I felt was fair and accurate and summed up both sides of using pressure-treated wood in a raised garden. The following is from the Oregon State Extension website: "Many people wonder about the safety of using pressure treated wood raised garden beds to grow vegetables or fruits. A study conducted by University of Minnesota found that vegetable crops grown in CCA-framed garden beds can accumulate arsenic from treated wood, but based on U.S. Public Health Standards, these vegetables WOULD BE SAFE for human consumption. To be on the safe side, you can line garden beds made of CCA-treated wood with plastic sheeting on the base and sides of the bed to separate the wood from the soil."
Posted by Grant Nelson
at 2:19 PM CDT
Thursday, 28 May 2009
A Time to Grow
I had a variety of topics from which to choose this week, however I choose gardening. I did not choose it because summer has begun; I chose it with hopes that you will read this column on a nice day and prior to our next frost or deluge. Gardening lasts but one day here in Northern Minnesota, so read this column then get to work immediately after proper application of coffee to your morning. I built another garden box for Lisa and I this spring. I really thought raised gardens would have caught on but it’s not often that I see them. Our climate is perfect for raised gardens because the black dirt inside the box will warm sooner than below ground and you can control the moisture of the soil more easily. Actually, a little drain tile in the box might be a good remedy for excess rain or watering; I may consider that in the future. We have many rabbits on patrol in our yard, and they’ve yet to scale the walls of a raised garden and make off with any vegetative booty, either. Our first garden boxes were made of railroad ties, a horrible idea. Railroad ties are heavy, dirty and best left to those who crave back pain. I’ve never seen treated lumber any cheaper, so that is what I used this year. I made our raised gardens four feet wide by eight feet long. Compacted dirt will push the sides of your box out if not built sturdy, so make firm your corners by screwing your planks into a nice, chunky, vertical four by four. I built our raised garden three planks high, and so united all three by attaching a two by four vertically to each long side. I then ran two by fours crosswise from each long side to prevent bowing. A nice touch is to attach another two by six (or two by eight depending on the size of your bottom) on top of the structure to provide a bench to rest while weeding. We planted early this year despite Lisa’s legitimate protests. So far we’ve avoided frost but we had a scare on Wednesday morning when I noticed frost on the windshield of my car. Kim Swanson, at the Extension service, said our peppers would be okay as long as less than half of the leaves died and that we’d know the amount of damage by evening. I worried most of the day until I went to see Dr Sayler, at which point I focused my anxiety on the tooth he was about to fix. While they waited for my face to slump from the Novocain, we all talked about gardening. I voiced my worry about frost and Dr Sayler explained that as its condensation evaporates, a windshield can develop frost, even at temperatures above freezing. This is similar to the concept that makes air conditioning work; an explanation that made me feel better, which was good. He fixed my tooth also, which was even better. Robert Herrick wrote “gather Rosebuds while ye may,” as a reminder of how life is short. I would add that time to grow is second only to gathering in its brevity. Show courage in the garden as you should in life; plant today even should frost come tomorrow.
Posted by Grant Nelson
at 10:37 AM CDT
Updated: Thursday, 28 May 2009 10:38 AM CDT
Thursday, 21 May 2009
Letter to Dave
Hi Dave, This letter is going to be a laundry list, therefore it will be like most of the letters I send your way. First off, I have a video recommendation. I recently received “President Reagan: The Greet Speeches,” from my Netflix account. I sometimes forget that I am now old and that there are voters who were not alive when Reagan was president and I assume everyone remembers him. It’s was so nice to listen to a government official who didn’t carefully talk his way around words like “religion” and “morality.” Reagan had such strength and conviction and didn’t seem to think the Constitution or the Bible were meant to be interpreted but were rather rocks upon which to cling. It all reminded that doing right isn’t always easy but it certainly is more simple than to justify doing wrong. There was a vintage snowmobile show in town last week at the Ralph Engelstad. Our nephew, Jamie, and I stopped by for about an hour Saturday morning. Although there are a few large manufacturers left, there once we dozens of snowmobiles made in the world. Snowmobile dealerships were ran from one car garages, gas stations and agricultural dealerships. Arctic Cat and Polaris were well represented however our beloved John Deere’s had only on sled in attendance, however it was a Minneapolis to St Paul I-500 race contestant. I think most people like race sleds but I prefer consumer sleds and the unique restorations. Some of these sleds were basically the same product but with different paint and decals. The was an old “Johnson” sled (very similar to an Evinrude Bobcat) which had been painted in “Caterpillar” black and gold. Another sled I really liked was the purple “Viking” which had been restored by Greg Hestekind of Viking. Greg and I went to school together and he had painted the snowmobile in honor of Marshall County Central high school, once know as the Nordics. I’m not sure if you heard, but Lisa’s mom recently had to have some surgery done. We went to pick her up afterward and bring her home and she was recovering nicely. The doctors had estimated she wouldn’t be out for three to five days but Jeanette surprised them and left in two. Jeanette has many nicknames but almost of all them make some reference to her amazing fortitude. At age 70, Jeanette cleaned then painted her house prior to surgery so she could focus on getting better when she got home. I think she is testament to the importance of staying busy and how it relates to good health. Jeanette’s sister, Joann, is taking care of Jeanette during what I’m sure will be a short convalescence. As Jeanette is a nurse, I’m sure Joann is being schooled by her patient on how to be a good caregiver with some regularity. Farmers are moving quickly now through long hours to get small grains planted. Row crops will be next and there will be now break prior to spraying. Equipment gets bigger as the planting window gets smaller and I’m sure you’re seeing plenty of the same at Case/IH in Carrington, North Dakota. Finally, it was nice season you and your family at mom’s birthday party. We all get together so rarely that it’s really quite nice. The only bad thing is taking pictures, or rather having pictures taken of you. After that Sunday, I think I understand why some primitive cultures refuse to have their picture taken. You’re little bro’ 

Posted by Grant Nelson
at 10:27 AM CDT
Thursday, 14 May 2009
Hay Trolleys

(This is a picture of one of a series of hay trolleys that hang from our porch-GN) Most of my collections are farm related, and fairly unique. If I were an unsupervised single man, I would probably have a collection of bull chips in the shape of famous people or something equally odd. Fortunately, I am supervised (that would be Lisa,) and as such censor my own quirky interests to reflect my farming background and keep the “uniqueness” down to a dull roar. One of my collections is hay trolleys, and it’s this week’s topic.
Hay trolleys are the little sled that rides a steel or wooden rail in the peak of a barn roof. I used to help my dad put up loose hay so my youthful memories include holding the rope to keep the trolley straight while dad pulled it up to the peak of the barn with the old Farmall tractor. The trolley is like a block and tackle that allowed farmers to pull a load of hay from a rack to the overhead peak of a barn roof, and then transport it far back into the hay mow. The hay trolley is basically a series of pulleys through which a heavy rope is threaded. In between the mechanism of pulleys is a latch or “register” which is mounted to another pulley that rides the rope and can be lowered to the hay load. There it is connected to a net filled with hay, and then pulled by the rope to the trolley where it locks into the frame so the trolley can take it for a ride down the rail. Eventually a trip rope is pulled manually to release the load of hay to the floor of the mow. Hay trolleys began to disappear from farms, along with hay stacks, when good square balers appeared in the 1940’s. There were some farmers who continued to use the trolleys with a grab fork to lift small square bale into their hay mows, however that mostly ended in the late sixties or early seventies.
Hay trolleys have now become something of a family heirloom. Many ended up as scrap iron but some folks pulled them out of the barns and saved them as a reminder of simpler times. When I look ay my collection of trolleys, I see a mirror of those times in the simple, tough construction. Hay trolleys were made to be installed then ignored for their service life. Still, there is the occasional graceful arch, a decorative maker’s emblem or even an angle cast to strengthen the mechanism disguised as industrial art. Some older trolleys were designed to follow a less expensive wooden rail down the center of a roof’s peak while those created later followed a steel rail when steel got a little cheaper.Most of my trolleys are from the steel rail era and they are unrestored, rusty and dignified; I do not wish to make them fancy.
I like a world ran by computers, servos and unseen gizmos less these days and I love the honest, transparent workings of a hay trolley. The workings of a trolley are at one time simple enough for a young person to understand yet can make an engineer pause and appreciate their genius. The trolley is homage to mechanical advantage; each time the rope wraps around a pulley the force required to move its given load is divided in half. Its incredible strength is further revealed in the gangs of steel wheels that carry both trolley and hay; some larger trolleys were rated at nearly two ton capacity. I guess you could say a hay trolley is both strong and beautiful. A hay trolley, seen rightly oriented, appears almost as an upside-down steam locomotive. This might be appropriate as it too can be a mode of transport. When I look at my collection of hay trolleys, they take me back to the days when I helped dad load loose hay into the barn. Perhaps it’s the simplicity and strength I see in a hay trolley that reminds me of the simplicity which brings strength from growing up on the farm. Maybe, I just like hay trolleys
Posted by Grant Nelson
at 7:08 AM CDT
Thursday, 7 May 2009
A Tree's Revenge
Trees provide shade, cattle need shade; trees and cattle are a good combination. Cattle can be hard on trees however, so maybe trees get the short end of this relationship. Last week one tree evened the score at our little farm. I came home from work in the mid-afternoon. The cattle are now out on the leftover corn stover from last fall and it’s a pleasant sight. They like being on pasture and so it was a surprise when one little heifer was not on pasture but rather standing amongst the shade on a cloudy day. There are ruts by the water tank, so I assumed she’d twisted an ankle and wished to walk as little as possible. I went inside and changed clothes. Before I’d left town that day, I went to work out at the gym. I worked out pretty hard because I had no tough chores to do when I arrived home, at least until I went to check on that heifer. The little heifer had somehow wedged her head in between the crook of a tree where two nine inch trunks met. She was caught and she knew it as she hardly fought her situation. I tried to lift her head higher to a spot where the trunks became further apart but it wasn’t enough to release her. I considered a chainsaw but that would cause her to thrash about and she could get cut. There was no answer her but labor; brutal, hard hand labor. I struck out for the garage to get a hand saw. I keep about three of those little camp saws around for trimming the trees so I knew I could cut the tree. I sat on my rear and slowly began cutting just under the heifers neck. Cattle know when you are there to help them and she settled down and let me work. The rest of the cattle formed a circle around us so I kept a stick near me in case someone stumbled into the scene. The first saw broke at the blade, almost right away. I headed back to the yard for another, it was the first of seven round trips I made that afternoon. The second saw broke at the handle after about fifteen minutes. I used it anyway, until the spring sap made it too gummy to saw which caused me to change positions. I felt my biceps balloon and my left elbow ache as I pursued the heifers release. There came a time of diminishing rewards as a result of my efforts with the saw. I could have pulled the tree down with a tractor but I didn’t have enough chain to thread it through the other trees to open space. I had already decided against a chain saw. I came upon a new plan. First I used what was left of my saw to scrape the bark from the inside of each trunk to get a little extra space for her head. Then I headed back (again) to the garage for my handyman jack. The handyman is a mixed blessing as it can either do tremendous things or open a door than leads the uncautious to injury. I positioned the jack above the heifer in between the two trunks and carefully pumped the handle once. It caught on the both trunks and moved them a little. I believe you can lift about four or five thousand pounds with a handyman and by pump number three it was getting tough. I was worried that the base would lose contact with the trunk and smack me in my head. I watched the lynch pin carefully as I made the final pump. Controlled strength is difficult and I slowly eased the handle until the pin fell into place, safely-perhaps. The heifer lifted her head and was free. She hadn’t been caught too long as she wasn’t stiff or drooling from lack of water. She reminded of a cat who’s been caught doing something stupid: she had that look like “what, I meant to do that.” In the end it all worked out. The heifer was free and uninjured, I got a little extra work-out which made Tuesday night’s beer that much better and the tree got a little payback. I love a happy ending.
Posted by Grant Nelson
at 10:58 AM CDT
Thursday, 30 April 2009
A Good Job
I like my job, however there was a time when I loved my job. I was once a radio announcer, a most enjoyable occupation. I ended up in a conversation with Chris Melbye, also a radio alumnus, about a month ago. We both gushed to one another about how we enjoyed our radio days and I made a note to share a few stories about my radio career in my column.
First off, the radio you see isn’t always the radio you hear. As a young sports announcer in Fosston, Minnesota, I would arrive well before the game to string cords from my spot on the bleachers to a phone in the Athletic Directors. That is how we go the audio feed back to the station for broadcast. I used up lots of duct tape and the knees of my pants taping hundreds of feet of cord to a gymnasium floor. I would then try to scrape off the dust and sweat and transition into the relaxed sports announcer you might have heard on your radio, circa late 80’s.
Sports announcers must possess stamina; I recall one Saturday schedule that included a volleyball tournament in Thief River Falls, the “Coaches Corner” show in between volleyball matches then finishing up my day standing on a van in a snowmobile suit announcing a football game in Plummer. We used to mount a twenty-five foot antennae mast to the station van when I announced football games at the old Fosston station. Imagine standing on top of a van, trying to counter the leverage from a tall mast in heavy winds, all the while trying to remember twenty-two different players on the football field.
Working at the studio was also a challenge, like the first night I operated the Fosston station in 1987. Small-town stations typically had lots of local programming at the time. I had to read the local news, connect with the Bagley and Mahnomen news correspondents by phone, read the public service announcements and the obituaries all in my first hour. The station manager appreciated my anxiety at that moment and told me I would do fine, then scurried to his car to listen to me slowly die on the air. It actually went pretty well, but I would have “dead-air” dreams the first few weeks of my employment. People listen to radio to hear something and “dead-air” is when the announcer fails to provide for that need; it can be a nightmare. The people were good to me there and it was a nice place; although maybe a bit lonely for a 19 year old. I learned a lot about radio and myself in Fosston.
I hit stride when I worked at KKAQ. I was the sports director in addition to my duties as announcer. I was comfortable on the air and country music was finally getting back to its traditional roots. I also had people like Danni Halvorson and Kevin Nelson to help me with sports play by play by adding their color commentary. I really enjoyed my on-air shift and would imagine that I was talking to a family member, which made it more comfortable for me to talk and for others to listen. I started out at KKAQ working from six to ten at night. My friend, Mike Anderson, would come by during the last hour of my shift to visit, help me pick out music and then go out for the night. It was really nice.
Later I worked a regular day shift, the only time in my life when I haven’t had to work at night. On the week-end; I would arise at five-thirty in the morning, call the transmitter by phone to get it warmed up, then dash into town to arrive at the studio ten seconds before my shift, kick the transmitter into “broadcast mode,” turn on the news and collapse into my chair. Sundays were even better; I just made sure the church services were on the air and I could sit in the sun of the front lobby buried under the blanket I brought from home.
Al Melbye always used to tease me that I used my “radio voice” when I answered the phone at work. I don’t believe much of that polished delivery is left when I speak, however the memories still linger. Radio was a good job.
Posted by Grant Nelson
at 6:44 AM CDT
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